CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 8 QUOTES
8.01 Dead Doll
Grissom: “Where is she, Catherine? It’s 110 degrees, she’s been out here all day without water. She’s disoriented, she’s dehydrated.”
Catherine: “She’s a survivor.”
8.02 A La Cart
Catherine: “Divorces should be like Band-Aids. One quick pull and you’re done.”
Catherine: “I’m sorry, but this is a stupid idea for a restaurant. I need to see what I’m eating.”
8.03 Go To Hell
Catherine (to Warrick): “Would you give me the shirt off your back?”
Grissom: “What would you do if you found this on Lindsey’s computer?”
Catherine: “Ground her. For life.”
8.04 Case of the Cross Dressing Carp
Catherine (to Grissom): “Do I know how to turn you on or what?”
Catherine (Referring to fish next to victim): “So you think that’s a message or his dinner?”
8.05 Chick Chop Flick Shop
Catherine (to Dickie Jones): “Don’t call me Pookie.”
Catherine (to Dickie Jones): “If you’re screwing with me, I’m going to string you up and beat you senseless.”
Dickie Jones: “Dickie Jones, and you are?”
Catherine: “Busy.”
8.06 Who and What?
Catherine: “Most four year olds will do what you tell them. Most ten year olds do that they want.”
8.07 Goodbye and Good Luck
Catherine: “Scary thing sending your kid off to college.”
Doc Robbins: “Is Lindsey looking already?”
Catherine: “We looked at WLVU last month.”
Doc Robbins: “Well, at least she’d be close to home.”
Catherine: “She’s free on campus, may as well be a thousand miles away.”
8.08 You Kill Me
Catherine: “Trace, is there anything you can’t do?”
Catherine: “This could be a case of lab geek humor gone wrong.”
Catherine: “Lab coat test positive for PCP. Combined with body heat and sweat, the drug must have entered his system transdermally. Like a nicotine patch from hell.”
8.09 Cockroaches
Catherine: “It’s always better to be compacted dead rather than alive.”
8.10 Lying Down With Dogs
Henry: “I know government employees are not eligible for reward money, but I think we should at least get a small percentage.”
Catherine: “It’s called your salary.”
Catherine: (sarcastically) “Gee, I hate to see the sport tainted liked that.”
8.11 Bull
Catherine: “Cowboy up.”
Hodges: “I need another piece for comparison.”
Catherine: “Forget how to use the scissors? Put your fingers in the holes and squeeze.”
8.12 Grissom’s Divine Comedy
Catherine: “Hey David, nice hair cut.”
Catherine: “Guys on fire don’t stop to close doors.”
8.13 A Thousand Days on Earth
Catherine: “You’re telling me you had your little girl in your arms with her heart still beating, and you took the bus to the hospital.”
8.14 Drops’ Out
Catherine: “Tramp stamp.”
Catherine: “I like it when the king gets it wrong. Keeps him human.”
8.15 The Theory of Everything
Catherine (referring to victim’s pace maker): “Takes a licking and keeps on ticking.”
Henry: “You hear Hodges is looking for his own apartment? Cut the old apron strings.”
Catherine: “His mother finally kicked him out. Good for her.”
Catherine (laughing): “Sorry. I was thinking of the bloodhounds in the old cartoons. (does an Elmer Fudd impression) ‘Sniffing awound to find a wabbit ahahahaha.’”
Catherine (to Hodges): “Now get down and sniff the rug.”
8.16 Two and a Half Deaths
(looking at a blood pattern on a rug)
Warrick: “What does this look like to you?”
Grissom: “Hermaphrodite on roller skates.”
Catherine: “A puppy!”
(Grissom and Catherine look at each other. Warrick laughs.)
Catherine: “Always a stand in, never a bride”
8.17 For Gedda
Catherine (to Warrick): “Stay strong.”
Catherine (to Warrick): “If you ever need anybody to talk to, you know how to get a hold of me.”