CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 9 QUOTES
9.01 For Warrick
9.02 The Happy Place
Nick: “What’s with the bikini?”
Catherine: “Maybe she wanted to leave a good looking corpse.”
Catherine: “Soup sandwich.”
Catherine: “Wonder how many guys go on diets before their wedding?”
Suspect: “It’s like I told you, I can’t make anyone do something they don’t want to do.”
Catherine: “I can. Go to jail.”
9.03 Art Imitates Life
Catherine (referring to victim in standing position): “She forget to fall down?”
9.04 Let It Bleed
Catherine: “I hate Halloween.”
Catherine: “Finish puberty somewhere else. Me and Mr Big here need to talk.”
9.05 Leave Out All The Rest
Hodges: “My shoes are ruined. Why didn’t you tell me to wear boots? Or better yet, hire some more CSI’s.”
Catherine: “Trust me. You were my last choice.”
9.06 Say Uncle
Catherine: “So this guy gets out of jail, and in under the running time of the Godfather, he’s dead.”
9.07 Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
Hodges: “It was treated hardwood and white ash noted for its bendable quality and hardness. Not unlike me.”
Catherine: “You didn’t learn anything in sensitivity training, did you?”
Hodges: “I took what I needed, and I left the rest.”
Catherine (to Nick and Hodges about team sports): “This is all very fascinating and really quite sad.”
Catherine: “And I wonder why I’m still single…”
9.08 Young Man With A Horn
Catherine: “She was Lindsey’s favorite on the show. We voted for her six times last week.”
9.09 19 Down
Catherine (to Grissom): “I knew before you knew.”
Catherine (To Grissom): “Looks like the king gets to sit on the bench for now.”
Catherine: “Lindsey was once given a gift certificate for a pair of customized jeans. So we go to the store, we spend two hours picking out the wash, the rivets, you name it, and she has her boyfriend’s name embroidered on her butt pocket. Well. she breaks up with him a week later, She doesn’t wear them once.”
Grissom: “Still beats a tattoo.”
Catherine: “Oh, don’t go there.”
9.10 One To Go
Grissom: “You ever have the feeling you were being watched? Even in a crowded room, someone makes eye contact triggering a powerful response…”
Catherine: “Yeah, like which predator wants to eat you.”
9.11 The Grave Shift
Catherine: “That’s quite a kit you got there, Ray.”
Catherine: “I doubt this guy was canning explosive peaches.”
Catherine: “So he croaked before he cooked.”
9.12 Disarmed and Dangerous
Ray: “It takes an awful lot of rage to tear a man’s arm off.”
Catherine: “Or a lot of PCP.”
Catherine (to Ray in bathroom stall): “Ray, I know you’re not doing what it looks like you’re doing. So, what are you doing?”
9.13 Deep Fried and Minty Fresh
Catherine: “Looks like some kind of struggle.”
David: “Yeah, but it wasn’t a fair fight. She was handcuffed, which under the right circumstances can be fun”
Catherine: “You got a COD there, Dave?”
David: “Undetermined. Catherine, I apologize for the over-share.”
Catherine: “Thank you for the over-share.”
Catherine (about the blue in the victim’s stomach): “Death by Smurf.”
9.14 Miscarriage of Justice
Catherine (to Riley about searching the victim’s closet): “No lawyer just the widow.”
9.15 Kill Me If You Can
Catherine (to turtle under bed): “Hello!”
Greg: “What is it?”
Catherine: “A witness.”
Catherine: “Some people are so surprised when they end up dead.”
9.16 Turn, Turn, Turn
Catherine: “Happy Birthday, Nicky!”
9.17 No Way Out
Catherine (to the team teasing each other): “Play nice, kiddies.”
Catherine (to Hodges who keeps rewinding a surveillance video): “Let me drive.”
9.18 Mascara
9.19 The Descent of Man
Catherine: “What are the odds, right?”
Ray: “Before it happened I would’ve said slim. But since it did happen – a hundred percent.”
Catherine: “Seems like a lot of things keep falling out of the sky, right? Poison, people, turtles…”
Ray: “Tortoises.”
Catherine: “Whatever. Maybe I should start wearing a helmet.”
Ray: “Or at least carrying an umbrella.”
9.20 A Space Oddity
Catherine (to Hodges when he asks her about the company policy on coworkers dating): “Go for it! Life’s too short, right?”
Riley: “That’s Melinda Carver, his producer. Seven hours before the VIP premier of his show.”
Catherine: “It’s good to be the commander.”
9.21 If I Had a Hammer
Catherine (about the hammer in the tree): “I’ve seen some crazy stuff in my day, but this has got to take the prize.”
Ray: “What are the odds that’s window glass from the house?”
Catherine: “About the same as finding a hammer in a tree.”
9.22 The Gone Dead Train
Doc Robbins: “I’ll give you my tickets to Love.”
Catherine: “I’ve seen it twice.”
Brass: “So I talked to the neighbors. Nobody had anything bad to say about Mrs. Kelly. In fact, they all called her a saint.”
Catherine: “Well, I must have met her evil twin.”
Catherine: “That tetanus shot hurt more than the crazy lady attacking me.”
Catherine: “Remember that solid you owe me?”
Doc Robbins: “It’s going to take more than show tickets, isn’t it?”
Catherine: “Oh yeah…”
9.23 Hog Heaven
Catherine: “Tanya, you should have listened to your mother.”
Ray: “J.N. Joey’s missing knife.”
Catherine: “He didn’t put it there.”
Ray: “It’s been wiped clean. Someone’s trying to send us a message.”
Catherine: “Yeah. Shove it.”
Catherine: “I hope you like being stripped searched as much as you like shooting off your mouth.”
9.24 All In
Catherine: “You’ll have it on your desk by end of shift. Yes, I’ve included a 10 percent cut across the board. Just make sure there is 10 percent less crime and we’ll be fine.”
Catherine (about buttons on the victim’s jacket): “That’s a lot of slogans. Guess he liked advertising.”
Catherine: “This buckle looks familiar. Is this a Vanderfield Arms Mini 22?”
Riley: “Why, yes it is.”
Catherine: “It’s a concealable revolver. Perfect for the man who trusts no-one. My dad had one.”