CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 11 QUOTES
11.01 Shock Waves
Catherine (To Brass): “It’s always easy to quarterback after the fact.”
Suspect: “Think about who you really work for.”
Catherine: “I work for the people of Clark County.”
Suspect: “Do you?”
Catherine: “Shut up.”
Catherine: “You need some sleep, Lou.”
Catherine (to Nick): “You can’t just John Wayne this like everything else. After losing Warrick, I thought if I just worked hard enough, if I focused completely on the cases, that I wouldn’t have to think about his death. There isn’t enough work in the world. I realized that I couldn’t do my job without talking to somebody.”
11.02 Pool Shark
Catherine (on phone to Ecklie): “I don’t know what to tell you. The shark got tired of entertaining the guests and busted out of the tank.”
Earnest Boozell: “You’re Sam’s little girl, right?”
Catherine: “No, I’m a big girl telling you to step behind the tape before I have you arrested.”
Nick: “So that’s Ernest Boozell. The Booze.”
Catherine: “The biggest shark in Vegas.”
Earnest Boozell: “Macklin…I’m going to kill him.”
Catherine: “A bit of free advice. Never say that in front of a cop.”
Catherine: “So we’re still chasing the idiot that put the shark in the water.”
Catherine: “Talk about shark infested waters.”
Catherine: “I don’t swim with sharks.”
11.03 Blood Moon
Vartann: “You know the speed limit is not a suggestion, right?”
Catherine: “You going to give me a ticket, Copper?”
Vartann: “You know, last night was…”
Catherine: “Really great. We’ve got to do that more often.”
Catherine: “Lou, I think that what we have now is pretty awesome. And I just fear that if we were to move in together, we’re going to start to argue about who forgot to unload the dishwasher. All kinds of crap like that. And besides we’re both armed, it could end badly.”
Lou: “Yeah, but, uh…I’m willing to risk it.”
Catherine: “I’m not. Can’t we just enjoy what we’ve got now?”
Lou: “Yeah. I’ll take it.”
Hodges: “I have been doing extensive research. According to the legend, vampires enslaved werewolves during the Trajanic War. Werewolves revolted and they’ve been mortal enemies ever since. Like Cain and Abel, Romulus and Remus.”
Catherine: “Tom and Jerry. I get it.”
11.04 Sqweegel
Catherine: “I don’t do attics. I’m dirty enough.”
Catherine: “You and Margot have something in common.”
Nick: “Yeah? What’s that?”
Catherine: “Stalker.”
Catherine: “Margot Wilton’s house is a bust. No fingerprints, no trace, no DNA. As of right now the guy we’re chasing is forensic-proof.”
Catherine: “Doberman head. Nice. That’s new.”
Nick: “What do you mean, that’s new?”
Catherine: “You’ve got to keep up with these things, Nicky. All sex crimes start with fantasies. When it goes from the big head to the little head, that’s where we come in. You follow? I mean, you didn’t think I came in here recreationally, did you?”
Nick: “I don’t know. You refer to a dog mask in a sex shop as nice and new. I had to ask. You okay?
Catherine: “Are you?”
11.05 House of Hoarders
(Catherine did not appear in this episode)
11.06 Cold Blooded
Catherine: “Scavenging through her dead daughter’s room. Blowing through five grand in a week and coming back for more. What’s Carly Beck into?
Catherine (referring to digital camera): “She ditched the memory card. Everything must go.”
11.07 Bump and Grind
Catherine: “Well, that’s one way to clear a paper jam.”
Nick: “Subscribers claimed that instead of protecting their identities, the company stole them. Credit card numbers found their way to Nicaragua.”
Catherine: “You know what happens in Nicaragua doesn’t stay in Nicaragua.”
Catherine: “Hey, did you get a haircut?”
Hodges: “Uh, no. Why? Did Greg happen to mention something?”
Catherine: “No. I mean, he might have mentioned something about a science camp. But you know how people talk.”
11.08 Fracked
Doc Robbins: “Mrs. Robbins has a birthday, the big one. She doesn’t want to make much of it, which mean I have to. You got any ideas?”
Catherine: “You can’t go wrong with diamonds. A girl’s BFF.
Doc Robbins: “A man’s worst enemy. What about a pair of yellow medal earrings?”
Catherine: “Oh, come on, Doc. You can say the word. Gold for her fiftieth. I mean it’s okay, just add a few carrots. You’ll thank me for it later.”
Catherine: “Get us the warrant, Conrad.”
11.09 Wild Life
Ray: “Check out my ass.”
Catherine: “Ray, your ass is a work of art, but there’s no paint on the backs of your thighs.”
Catherine (sitting in Ray’s lap): “Ecklie’s not in the building, right?”
Nick: “Seven stories up? Isn’t this a little Cirque Du Soleil?”
Catherine: “Danger just adds to the excitement, Nicky.”
Catherine: “Dana, you are not being charged. You do have some explaining to do to your husband. A bit of advice. The part about the mind blowing sex – I’d leave that out.”
Catherine: “I know you’re upset. You think I’m not being honest with you. But…I just don’t think couples need to tell each other everything.”
Vartann: “So who gets to draw that line? You own a piece of a casino, that’s a big thing to keep from me.”
Catherin: “But Lou, that’s business. That has nothing to do with us.”
Vartann: “Well, that says a lot.”
Catherine: “I’ve had all the complicated relationships I can handle. This is who I am. Please don’t try to change me. I promise I won’t try to change you.”
Vartann: “So what? Take it or leave it?”
Catherine: “Call me when you decide.”
11.10 418/427
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11.11 Man Up
Catherine: “I thought zebra seats went out with disco.”
Catherine: “Carrot Top and a dead hooker. Why am I not laughing?”
Catherine: “I helped Sam pick out those costumes when I was a little girl. I loved Kurt Douglas in Spartacus. I loved his skirt, his Hymation…”
Greg: “I take it that’s Greek.”
Catherine: “It’s the cloak. That and the skirt were my idea.”
Catherine: “Chicago. Even a life of rooting for the Cubs is no excuse for this behavior.”
Catherine: “You know how boys tire of their toys.”
11.12 A Kiss Before Frying
Catherine: “What did ‘Jello Man’ ever do to you?”
Ray: “Some men were just born to suffer.”
Catherine: “You did good.”
Greg: “Yeah, well, most bosses wouldn’t have given me the chance to make it right.”
Catherine: “Oh, make no mistake. I’m pissed off at you, Greg. You disappeared on us, you walk into an ambush, you almost got yourself killed, and then you left the scene of a crime.”
Greg: “Am I on suspension?”
Catherine: “You should be. But I’m the last one who should be throwing stones. I’ve been blinded by lust once or twice. Just do me a favor. The next time you get the hots for a mysterious babe, let me check her out for you. I’ve got an eye for the rotten ones.”
Greg: “Deal. Catherine?”
Catherine: “Yeah?”
Greg: “Why do the rotten ones smell so good?”
11.13 The Two Mrs. Grissom
Catherine: “Sara, so what did you find out about Dr. Lambert?”
Sara: “Well, he was never married. No bitter ex-wife, no greedy kids. I’m going to check with the school and see if he had any enemies.”
Catherine: “Why don’t you just check with your mother-in-law? She’s pretty dialed in there.”
Sara: “Oh yeah, communication is not really our strong suit.”
Catherine: “I thought you were learning to sign?”
Sara: “I am. I’m improving. It’s not really a language barrier. It’s just kind of a barrier. She’s very hard to get close to. She questions everything. She has got to be right about everything. She’s emotionally unavailable.”
Catherine: (giggles) “I’m sorry.”
Sara: “What?”
Catherine: “You just described Grissom. Like mother like son.”
11.14 All That Cremains
(Catherine did not appear in this episode)
11.15 Targets of Obsession
Catherine: “Welcome back. The doctors patched you up. You’re gonna be okay. But Kip didn’t make it.”
Vartann: “Did we get him?”
Catherine: “We will.”
Vartann: “Thanks… For being here.”
Catherine: “Where else would I be? You get some rest, I’ll be back.”
Nick: “How’s he doing?”
Catherine: “Good. I think.”
Nick; “How you doing?”
Catherine: “I’m still in one piece.”
Nick: “Well, you should probably get checked out anyway.”
Catherine: “That’s usually my line.”
Nick: “Hey, you’re always taking care of me. How about I take care of you for a change?”
Catherine: “Okay.”
Catherine (while hugging Nick): “Thanks, Nicky.”
11.16 Turn On, Tune In, Drop Dead
Catherine: “Dead man walking.”
Catherine (talking to Ecklie on the phone): “I really don’t know, Conrad. Maybe we need a new classification for this type of situation. D.O. Awol…. That was a joke.”
Archie: “It’s not a phone. It’s a wearable camcorder. Wireless video camera and receiver.”
Catherine: “Our morgue zombie was using it.”
11.17 The List
Brass: “We’re on the trail of Anne-Marie’s body. You wouldn’t know anything about that, would you?”
Detective Martin: “Well, I damn straight would. I turned over this whole county looking for her. She’s not here.”
Catherine: “Well, somebody is. We just found Anne-Marie’s sister, Jody Cambry. She’s been shot dead.”
Ecklie: “Lucas Martin, Catherine Willows.”
Catherine: “When is the last time you fired your gun, detective?”
Detective Martin: “Screw you, bitch.”
Catherine: “I think you mean ‘Screw you, CSI Willows.’ It’s okay, I’ll get a warrant.”
Catherine: “Running from another stripper?”
Greg: “Burlesque dancer. And that’s not funny.”
Catherine: “I’m sorry.”
11.18 Hitting for the Cycle
Catherine: “Wow, Kevin. Charming.”
David: “I hate him, to the very core of my being.”
Catherine: “I hear ya. I don’t even want to tell you what he just said to me in the wash room. But do me a favor and take a good look at the D.B. Thank you.”
Greg: “Pizza Pizza. Sorry, I had to.”
Catherine: “What are you delivering, Greg?”
Greg: “Oh, just our prime suspect. Sara and I ran prints on the pizza box and Zolpidem bottle. Both came back to a work card for a Monica Gimbel, better known as DJ Drang. She’s working the Cyber Bowl, the MC.”
Catherine: “Boy, for a big guy in a diaper, DBH sure knew how to attract some killer babes.”
11.19 Unleashed
(Catherine did not appear in this episode)
11.20 Father of the Bride
None
11.21 Cello and Goodbye
Detective Sosa: “One in the leg, one in the head, and a whole lot of ugly in between. I used to work Narco — whoever did this wanted information.”
Catherine: “Or he was just a sadistic bastard.”
Catherine: “I told you to find him, Nicky.”
Nick: “I did find him.”
Catherine: “I should have known. You had to have his back. You had to cowboy up on some vigilante mission. I get him, but you have no excuse.”
Nick: “So are you sending me home now, too?”
Catherine: “Oh, I’d like to, but I can’t because I need you here. And luckily LAPD is giving you a second chance.”
Catherine: “Ray, you’re going back to Vegas. Do I have to post a guard at your door?”
11.22 In a Dark, Dark House
Catherine (to Gloria Parkes): “You survived. He’s dead and you’re not. You beat him.”