CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 6 QUOTES
6.01 – Bodies in Motion
Catherine: “So you get the team back together only to break us apart again. What kind of a perverse game are you playing here, Gil?”
Grissom: “I’m not a pervert.”
Catherine (to Warrick): “You know the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility, it just kind of sucks.”
Warrick: “We need a T.O.D, David.”
David: “Rigor’s barely set, so not long. Under four hours.”
Catherine: “About as long as Warrick’s been married.”
Warrick: “So Vartann and I struck out on G-String Row.”
Catherine: “You poor guys.”
6.02 Room Service
Hodges: “Let me ask you something. How do you know when it’s gone from just friends to more than?”
Catherine: “Well, if you have to ask, it’s just friends.”
Hodges: “She’s making dinner for me this weekend.”
Catherine: “Are you the only guest?”
Hodges: “Do her roommates count?”
(Catherine gives him a look)
Doc Robbins: “Looks like your double is becoming a triple.”
Catherine: “Unless you’ve got anymore in your drawers…”
6.03 Bite Me
Catherine: “Tequila will always remind me of senor frogs.”
Brass: “Which one?”
Catherine: “Cancun. My honeymoon, my dime.”
Brass: “If you ever want to go back, it’s on me.”
Catherine: “Is that a proposal?”
Nick: “Quick. How many teeth in the human mouth?”
Catherine: “Without wisdoms….twenty-eight”
Nick: “Yup. And the twenty-eight teeth in Becky’s mouth do not match the bite marks on her husband’s body.”
Catherine: “I guess Ray found himself another set of pearly whites.”
Catherine: “Lovers and coworkers. That never works.”
6.04 Shooting Stars
Catherine (to Grissom): “Who are you today? Moses?”
Grissom: “Have you ever seen the Pyramids?”
Catherine: “Does the Luxor count? What do you think? I’ve never even been to New York.”
Grissom: “I’d like to see the Pyramids one day.”
Catherine: “Keep walking, we could come upon them today.”
Catherine: “Beamer in the damned desert? Yeah. Nice wheels!”
Catherine: “This cult was all about getting laid.”
6.05 Gumdrops
Catherine: “Yeah, Nick. I got the DNA results back. Blood pools were confirmed for Mom, Dad and Jeremy. None of the blood was Casey’s. So either her death was a bloodless crime…”
Nick: “Or they took her alive.”
6.06 – Secrets and Flies
Hodges: “You remember your Geology.”
Catherine: “Yes! Actually, senior year I took ‘Rocks for Jocks.’ I dated the TA.”
Warrick: “Lucky guy. I’m sure you got an A.”
Catherine: “As a matter of fact, I did.”
Hodges (to Warrick): “You’re married. Don’t flirt.”
Sara: “Project Sunflower promotes itself as doing God’s work.”
Catherine: “I knew a stripper who claimed the exact same thing.”
Catherine: “Are we having a philosophical discussion or am I being reprimanded?”
Gil: “I don’t know. I gotta go to court.”
6.07 A Bullet Runs Through It, Part I
Catherine: “The sheriff said they were chasing another car. A…”
Grissom: “Let me guess, a Buick?”
Catherine: “I hate it when you do that.”
6.08 A Bullet Runs Through It, Part 2
Catherine: “Hey Nick, have you checked the inside of the wheel wells?”
Nick: “No, I was having too much fun here.”
Catherin: “Yeah, I can see that. Well, since you’re already dirty, would you mind checking out the left rear one for me?”
Catherine (to suspect who was supposed to be pregnant): “Wow. You had the baby and got your figure back in one day.”
6.09 Dog Eat Dog
David: “Look what I found in his pocket, Aunt Jackpot’s Pretzels.”
Catherine: “Oh. Now they make a great pretzel.”
Catherine (to Hodges with clothespin on his nose): “Oh, nice look. That will guarantee you the chicks.”
6.10 Still Life
Warrick: “So this kid has two moms?”
Brass: “King Solomon threatened to cut the kid in half. What are you gonna do?”
Catherine: “King Solomon did not have a DNA lab.”
Catherine (referring to Grissom’s father): “How old were you when he died?”
Grissom: “Nine.”
Catherine: “Little guy.”
6.11 Werewolves
Catherine (to Grissom): “My moral compass does not always point in the same direction as yours.”
6.12 Daddy’s Little Girl
Catherine: “This was not a carjacking gone bad. This was premeditated.”
6.13 Kiss-Kiss, Bye-Bye
Catherine: “What? What would you do Sam?”
Catherine: “I should say hi to dear old dad.”
Catherine: “Maybe Mom fell for the wrong gangster…”
6.14 Killer
Catherine: “380’s make a lot of noise. That’s odd that no one heard anything. Even in a dump like this.”
6.15 Pirates of the Third Reich
Catherine: “How did she get from Harvard to here?”
Doctor at Betz Clinic: “You’d be surprised how many people just want a pharmaceutical lullaby these days.”
Catherine: “No…I wouldn’t.”
Catherine: “That’s Leon Snellner.”
Grissom: “Looks like Wolfowitz, only younger.”
Catherine: “Which explains how I saw him and how Lady Heather did a dead guy.”
Grissom: “Identical twins.”
Catherine: “I thought that she killed him too. I would have. I mean I wouldn’t have slept with him first, but…”
Catherine: “Shabbat Shalom.”
6.16 Up In Smoke
Catherine: “You don’t get a murder conviction off a drop of blood.”
Catherine (to victims father): “I’m sorry…I’m sorry that we could not find your daughter without your help.”
6.17 I Like To Watch
Catherine (to Grissom about camera crew): “They say it’s good PR for the department. Try not to bust their chops, okay.”
Catherine (referring to guy in video): “He brought flowers. How romantic.”
Catherine: “We live in the desert, Gil. You want to see a woman’s bare feet, all you have to do is look down.”
Catherine: “One thing you learn doing this job is that bad things happen to people who never expect it.”
6.18 The Unusual Suspect
Warrick: “She could have gone back to the field anytime in the last four months and rubbed her shirt in the same kind of dirt.”
Catherine: “And counted on us to make the match. Well, that’s just plain scary smart. My daughter is a few years older than her and the most important thing on her mind right now is how much belly button to show at the mall. Never thought I’d be grateful for that.”
6.19 Spellbound
Grissom: “Where are you and Lindsey going this year?”
Catherine: “Disneyland with the parents.”
Grissom: “Quality time with Dad.”
Catherine: “Oh yeah. Sam wanted to take us on the Tangiers jet, but my mother refused. Said it wasn’t the tradition. So now we’re driving. Yeah, that’ll be a hell of a road trip.”
6.20 Poppin’ Tags
Catherine (referring to suspect’s lockjaw): “Well, he doesn’t have a locked wrist. Do you have a pen?”
6.21 Rashomama
Catherine: “So aside from the accident, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?”
Catherine (after watching wedding video): “Justifiable homicide?”
Catherine (referring to Nick’s car all pimped out): “Hey Nick! They fixed it!”
Nick: “Oh, that’s not funny.”
Catherine: “Oh, it’s a little funny.”
Catherine (to suspect): “So you committed grand theft auto to get laid?”
6.22 Time Of Your Death
(discussion about pool chalk)
Hodge: “The abrasives give grip to the tip when it hits the ball.”
Catherine: “Stop trying to make that sound dirty. Our vic had a callous on his hand.”
Hodges: (suggestively) “Mmm!”
Catherine: (flatly) “Don’t.”
Doc Robbins: (discussing findings regarding the latest victim) “Well, Tox detected methamphetamine, sildenafil, and oxycodone.”
Catherine: “Stimulant, erection, and a painkiller. Party in a pill.”
Doc Robbins: “Where was that on my wedding night?”
6.23 Bang Bang
Catherine: “Tour historic Las Vegas.”
Vartann: “History in Vegas gets imploded.”
Catherine: “It’s probably just a drive past the Flamingo where Bugsy Siegel took his leak.”
6.24 Way To Go
Catherine: “Which of the seven deadly sins aren’t represented here?”
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