CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 6 QUOTES
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6.01 â Bodies in Motion
Catherine: âSo you get the team back together only to break us apart again. What kind of a perverse game are you playing here, Gil?â
Grissom: âI’m not a pervert.â
Catherine (to Warrick): “You know the thing that makes a fantasy great is the possibility that it might come true. And when you lose that possibility, it just kind of sucks.”
Warrick: âWe need a T.O.D, David.â
David: âRigor’s barely set, so not long. Under four hours.â
Catherine: âAbout as long as Warrickâs been married.â
Warrick: âSo Vartann and I struck out on G-String Row.â
Catherine: âYou poor guys.â
6.02 Room Service
Hodges: âLet me ask you something. How do you know when it’s gone from just friends to more than?â
Catherine: âWell, if you have to ask, it’s just friends.â
Hodges: âShe’s making dinner for me this weekend.â
Catherine: âAre you the only guest?â
Hodges: âDo her roommates count?â
(Catherine gives him a look)
Doc Robbins: âLooks like your double is becoming a triple.â
Catherine: âUnless youâve got anymore in your drawers…â
6.03 Bite Me
Catherine: âTequila will always remind me of senor frogs.â
Brass: âWhich one?â
Catherine: âCancun. My honeymoon, my dime.â
Brass: âIf you ever want to go back, it’s on me.â
Catherine: âIs that a proposal?â
Nick: âQuick. How many teeth in the human mouth?â
Catherine: âWithout wisdomsâŠ.twenty-eightâ
Nick: âYup. And the twenty-eight teeth in Beckyâs mouth do not match the bite marks on her husband’s body.â
Catherine: âI guess Ray found himself another set of pearly whites.â
Catherine: âLovers and coworkers. That never works.â
6.04 Shooting Stars
Catherine (to Grissom): âWho are you today? Moses?â
Grissom: âHave you ever seen the Pyramids?â
Catherine: âDoes the Luxor count? What do you think? Iâve never even been to New York.â
Grissom: âIâd like to see the Pyramids one day.â
Catherine: âKeep walking, we could come upon them today.â
Catherine: “Beamer in the damned desert? Yeah. Nice wheels!”
Catherine: “This cult was all about getting laid.”
6.05 Gumdrops
Catherine: âYeah, Nick. I got the DNA results back. Blood pools were confirmed for Mom, Dad and Jeremy. None of the blood was Caseyâs. So either her death was a bloodless crime…â
Nick: âOr they took her alive.â
6.06 – Secrets and Flies
Hodges: “You remember your Geology.”
Catherine: “Yes! Actually, senior year I took ‘Rocks for Jocks.’ I dated the TA.”
Warrick: “Lucky guy. I’m sure you got an A.”
Catherine: “As a matter of fact, I did.”
Hodges (to Warrick): “You’re married. Don’t flirt.”
Sara: âProject Sunflower promotes itself as doing God’s work.â
Catherine: âI knew a stripper who claimed the exact same thing.â
Catherine: “Are we having a philosophical discussion or am I being reprimanded?”
Gil: “I don’t know. I gotta go to court.”
6.07 A Bullet Runs Through It, Part I
Catherine: “The sheriff said they were chasing another car. A…”
Grissom: “Let me guess, a Buick?”
Catherine: “I hate it when you do that.”
6.08 A Bullet Runs Through It, Part 2
Catherine: âHey Nick, have you checked the inside of the wheel wells?â
Nick: âNo, I was having too much fun here.â
Catherin: âYeah, I can see that. Well, since youâre already dirty, would you mind checking out the left rear one for me?â
Catherine (to suspect who was supposed to be pregnant): âWow. You had the baby and got your figure back in one day.â
6.09 Dog Eat Dog
David: âLook what I found in his pocket, Aunt Jackpotâs Pretzels.â
Catherine: âOh. Now they make a great pretzel.â
Catherine (to Hodges with clothespin on his nose): âOh, nice look. That will guarantee you the chicks.â
6.10 Still Life
Warrick: âSo this kid has two moms?â
Brass: âKing Solomon threatened to cut the kid in half. What are you gonna do?â
Catherine: âKing Solomon did not have a DNA lab.â
Catherine (referring to Grissomâs father): âHow old were you when he died?â
Grissom: âNine.â
Catherine: âLittle guy.â
6.11 Werewolves
Catherine (to Grissom): âMy moral compass does not always point in the same direction as yours.â
6.12 Daddyâs Little Girl
Catherine: âThis was not a carjacking gone bad. This was premeditated.â
6.13 Kiss-Kiss, Bye-Bye
Catherine: “What? What would you do Sam?”
Catherine: âI should say hi to dear old dad.â
Catherine: âMaybe Mom fell for the wrong gangster…â
6.14 Killer
Catherine: â380âs make a lot of noise. Thatâs odd that no one heard anything. Even in a dump like this.â
6.15 Pirates of the Third Reich
Catherine: âHow did she get from Harvard to here?â
Doctor at Betz Clinic: âYouâd be surprised how many people just want a pharmaceutical lullaby these days.â
Catherine: âNoâŠI wouldnât.â
Catherine: âThat’s Leon Snellner.â
Grissom: âLooks like Wolfowitz, only younger.â
Catherine: âWhich explains how I saw him and how Lady Heather did a dead guy.â
Grissom: âIdentical twins.â
Catherine: âI thought that she killed him too. I would have. I mean I wouldnât have slept with him first, but…â
Catherine: âShabbat Shalom.â
6.16 Up In Smoke
Catherine: âYou donât get a murder conviction off a drop of blood.â
Catherine (to victims father): âIâm sorry…Iâm sorry that we could not find your daughter without your help.â
6.17 I Like To Watch
Catherine (to Grissom about camera crew): âThey say itâs good PR for the department. Try not to bust their chops, okay.â
Catherine (referring to guy in video): âHe brought flowers. How romantic.â
Catherine: âWe live in the desert, Gil. You want to see a womanâs bare feet, all you have to do is look down.â
Catherine: âOne thing you learn doing this job is that bad things happen to people who never expect it.â
6.18 The Unusual Suspect
Warrick: âShe could have gone back to the field anytime in the last four months and rubbed her shirt in the same kind of dirt.â
Catherine: âAnd counted on us to make the match. Well, thatâs just plain scary smart. My daughter is a few years older than her and the most important thing on her mind right now is how much belly button to show at the mall. Never thought Iâd be grateful for that.â
6.19 Spellbound
Grissom: âWhere are you and Lindsey going this year?â
Catherine: âDisneyland with the parents.â
Grissom: âQuality time with Dad.â
Catherine: âOh yeah. Sam wanted to take us on the Tangiers jet, but my mother refused. Said it wasnât the tradition. So now weâre driving. Yeah, thatâll be a hell of a road trip.â
6.20 Poppinâ Tags
Catherine (referring to suspect’s lockjaw): âWell, he doesnât have a locked wrist. Do you have a pen?â
6.21 Rashomama
Catherine: âSo aside from the accident, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?â
Catherine (after watching wedding video): âJustifiable homicide?â
Catherine (referring to Nickâs car all pimped out): âHey Nick! They fixed it!â
Nick: âOh, thatâs not funny.â
Catherine: âOh, itâs a little funny.â
Catherine (to suspect): âSo you committed grand theft auto to get laid?â
6.22 Time Of Your Death
(discussion about pool chalk)
Hodge: âThe abrasives give grip to the tip when it hits the ball.â
Catherine: âStop trying to make that sound dirty. Our vic had a callous on his hand.â
Hodges: (suggestively) âMmm!â
Catherine: (flatly) âDon’t.â
Doc Robbins: (discussing findings regarding the latest victim) âWell, Tox detected methamphetamine, sildenafil, and oxycodone.â
Catherine: âStimulant, erection, and a painkiller. Party in a pill.â
Doc Robbins: âWhere was that on my wedding night?â
6.23 Bang Bang
Catherine: âTour historic Las Vegas.â
Vartann: âHistory in Vegas gets imploded.â
Catherine: âItâs probably just a drive past the Flamingo where Bugsy Siegel took his leak.â
6.24 Way To Go
Catherine: âWhich of the seven deadly sins aren’t represented here?â
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