CSI QUOTE ARCHIVE: CATHERINE WILLOWS SEASON 8 QUOTES
8.01 Dead Doll
Grissom: âWhere is she, Catherine? Itâs 110 degrees, sheâs been out here all day without water. Sheâs disoriented, sheâs dehydrated.”
Catherine: âSheâs a survivor.â
8.02 A La Cart
Catherine: âDivorces should be like Band-Aids. One quick pull and youâre done.”
Catherine: âIâm sorry, but this is a stupid idea for a restaurant. I need to see what Iâm eating.”
8.03 Go To Hell
Catherine (to Warrick): âWould you give me the shirt off your back?â
Grissom: âWhat would you do if you found this on Lindseyâs computer?”
Catherine: âGround her. For life.â
8.04 Case of the Cross Dressing Carp
Catherine (to Grissom): âDo I know how to turn you on or what?â
Catherine (Referring to fish next to victim): âSo you think thatâs a message or his dinner?â
8.05 Chick Chop Flick Shop
Catherine (to Dickie Jones): “Don’t call me Pookie.”
Catherine (to Dickie Jones): “If you’re screwing with me, I’m going to string you up and beat you senseless.”
Dickie Jones: âDickie Jones, and you are?â
Catherine: âBusy.â
8.06 Who and What?
Catherine: âMost four year olds will do what you tell them. Most ten year olds do that they want.â
8.07 Goodbye and Good Luck
Catherine: âScary thing sending your kid off to college.â
Doc Robbins: âIs Lindsey looking already?â
Catherine: âWe looked at WLVU last month.â
Doc Robbins: âWell, at least sheâd be close to home.â
Catherine: âSheâs free on campus, may as well be a thousand miles away.â
8.08 You Kill Me
Catherine: âTrace, is there anything you canât do?â
Catherine: âThis could be a case of lab geek humor gone wrong.â
Catherine: âLab coat test positive for PCP. Combined with body heat and sweat, the drug must have entered his system transdermally. Like a nicotine patch from hell.â
8.09 Cockroaches
Catherine: âItâs always better to be compacted dead rather than alive.â
8.10 Lying Down With Dogs
Henry: âI know government employees are not eligible for reward money, but I think we should at least get a small percentage.â
Catherine: âItâs called your salary.â
Catherine: (sarcastically) “Gee, I hate to see the sport tainted liked that.â
8.11 Bull
Catherine: âCowboy up.â
Hodges: âI need another piece for comparison.â
Catherine: âForget how to use the scissors? Put your fingers in the holes and squeeze.â
8.12 Grissomâs Divine Comedy
Catherine: âHey David, nice hair cut.â
Catherine: âGuys on fire donât stop to close doors.â
8.13 A Thousand Days on Earth
Catherine: âYouâre telling me you had your little girl in your arms with her heart still beating, and you took the bus to the hospital.â
8.14 Dropsâ Out
Catherine: âTramp stamp.â
Catherine: âI like it when the king gets it wrong. Keeps him human.â
8.15 The Theory of Everything
Catherine (referring to victim’s pace maker): âTakes a licking and keeps on ticking.â
Henry: âYou hear Hodges is looking for his own apartment? Cut the old apron strings.â
Catherine: âHis mother finally kicked him out. Good for her.â
Catherine (laughing): âSorry. I was thinking of the bloodhounds in the old cartoons. (does an Elmer Fudd impression) ‘Sniffing awound to find a wabbit ahahahaha.’â
Catherine (to Hodges): âNow get down and sniff the rug.â
8.16 Two and a Half Deaths
(looking at a blood pattern on a rug)
Warrick: “What does this look like to you?”
Grissom: “Hermaphrodite on roller skates.”
Catherine: “A puppy!”
(Grissom and Catherine look at each other. Warrick laughs.)
Catherine: âAlways a stand in, never a brideâ
8.17 For Gedda
Catherine (to Warrick): âStay strong.â
Catherine (to Warrick): âIf you ever need anybody to talk to, you know how to get a hold of me.â
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